Douche Metal

When a douchebag listens to certain overly popular bands who consider them metal when in reality they're not

You see that douchebag right there? He likes Five Finger Death Punch. That's Douche Metal

by Ormagoddenatron June 09, 2017

Douche Metal Dork

An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.

What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.

by Powdered Douche Nut July 09, 2025