Douche Kebob 

An unbelievable IDIOT. I find I use it most in reference to MY BOSS.

He is an unbelievable DOUCHE KEBOB for saying that to me

Douche Kebob by Sy Bone ya March 7, 2011

Douche-kabob 

So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.

He is such a douche-kabob I can't even explain it.

Douche-kabob by Friskycummings March 11, 2016

Douche Kabob 

A group of people stuck together in a situation, such as in a place of business, that are so douchey they repeatedly reaffirm their douchebaggery.

Robert and his staff are the biggest douche kabob I have ever met.

Douche Kabob by BrewingKnurd April 9, 2020

douche-kabob 

When your level of douchebaggery results in multiple servings to the people and world around you.

Ken is such a douche-kabob!

douche-kabob by ava27 November 12, 2013

douche kabob 

Regarding the employment industry; a group of 4 or more people coming in to fill out an application for employment with only 1 person that speaks english.

Here comes a douche kabob, want to place bets on which one speaks english?

douche kabob by Mrs. Hotits Ann Asses July 12, 2010

Douche kabob 

An attractive person who acts like shit.

Michale cheated on Lisa with her mother. Michale is a total douche kabob.

Douche kabob by Sarah vivian April 12, 2021

Douchekabob 

Pertaining to any homo-sapien that emanates an overall sense of: self-justification, terrible joke-telling/movie quoting, nosiness, and possesses macabre physical features that are insurmountable by any amount of mangled dead babies.

Any Normal Guy: "Yeah man, its been really hard for me to let go of my grandma's memory ever since she was mutilated by a passing farm implement last month."

Douchekabob: "Oh yeah, my cock was hard when I penetrated your grammy's mangled skull via eyesocket, bahahaha high five bro."

Douchekabob by wilynilystoleyourbily March 26, 2009