Douche Horn 

The Douche Horn is that cliche air horn sound that is only played by people who don't realize it's not 2009 anymore, and/or still think it's cool.

It serves as a "musical" stinger or stab when someone doesn't can't think of something clever and is happy to copy something that may have been interesting a long time ago. For example, if you search YouTube for "DJ Airhorn Sound Effect" you'll find a sample which demonstrates the sound and which has been around since 2016.....and it's not the first.

It's the audio equivalent of "that's what I'm talking about," "yeah, baby," "that's the ticket," and the Borat "High Five-a."

Simply put...only a douche would play that sound and think it's a good idea after 2014.

That DJ blows. He keeps playing the Douche Horn unironically over the music.

Douche Horn by BeeYell July 8, 2022

douchehorse 

Someone who's douchyness is too large to fit into a bag.

Can be used in place of douchebag where appropriate.

Can't believe that guy cut in front of me in line and spilt his drink on me while doing it, he's such a douchehorse

douchehorse by Rakky September 26, 2009

douchehorse 

A douchehorse is someone who attempts to conquer Japan by sending a fleet of shitty riverboats to sea, then gets all surprised when every single boat sinks in a storm, resulting in the highest number of at-sea casualties in history.

That Kublai Khan douchehorse was a real douchehorse.

douchehorse by zurmalurm May 26, 2009

douchehound 

A guy that will dance or get naughty with the most disgusting girl in the joint (most likely looks so dirty you assume shes needs to douche)

"Man look at mike with that girl Man he's such a douchehound "

douchehound by Nick February 23, 2004

Douchecorn 

A douche of mythical proportions. Someone who has reached an epic and rare level of douchery that they are equivalent to a douche unicorn.

That guy just asked me to flash him then said I was fat when I didn't, what a douchecorn.

Douchecorn by tundrakatiebean June 17, 2013

Douchehound 

(Pronounced doosh-hound) The mispronunciation of dachshund.

1. Description of a person who is ignorant or verging on being a dick.
2. An exclamation to express the knowledge that you've mispronounced a word.

3. A wiener dog.

1. "Ooh my God, Adam. You're such a douchehound."
2. "Even though she wasn't sub-tle... Ah shit, douchehound."
3. "Look, Adam! It's a douchehound wearing sunglasses!"

Douchehound by Stageninjateleportin February 23, 2020