douchehound

A guy that will dance or get naughty with the most disgusting girl in the joint (most likely looks so dirty you assume shes needs to douche)

"Man look at mike with that girl Man he's such a douchehound "

by Nick February 23, 2004

Douchehound

(Pronounced doosh-hound) The mispronunciation of dachshund.

1. Description of a person who is ignorant or verging on being a dick.
2. An exclamation to express the knowledge that you've mispronounced a word.

3. A wiener dog.

1. "Ooh my God, Adam. You're such a douchehound."
2. "Even though she wasn't sub-tle... Ah shit, douchehound."
3. "Look, Adam! It's a douchehound wearing sunglasses!"

by Stageninjateleportin February 23, 2020

a douche hound

A guy who will have sex with the most disgusting girl in the room (the girl most likely is so dirty she needs a good douching)

"Man look at mike hes such a douche hound" ..disgusting

by Nick February 19, 2004

Douchehand

That feeling you get when you unknowingly shake hands with a total douchebag.

After being introduced to Chad and shaking his hand I realized that he was a total douchebag and immediately felt a sense of douchehand.

by Atlas Rising April 3, 2021

Douche Hound

A girl that can seek out the biggest douchbag in the room

-"Becky loves assholes"
-"ya she's a real douche hound"

by anitdouche August 26, 2011

douchehold

a portmanteau of the words douche and threshold, the point at which a new acquaintance is irrevocably determined to be a douche.

"sorry i couldn't stick around any longer on your blind date, but that guy totally crossed my douchehold."

by just a coincidence December 9, 2008

douchehood

The transcendental state of assholiness that an individual jerk could obtain in his lifetime.

Chad has finally been outed by all the married women he has slept with. He's achieved douchehood.

by TheToesKnows December 9, 2022