Douche Hook
Douche Hook by Johnson Johnson Johnson May 31, 2010
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Hookah Douche
When referring to hookah, someone who acts like they know what they are talking about, but it is obvious they don't.
Joe: " Hey man, can we try the melon?"
Hookah Douche: "You sure man? It's pretty harsh..."
Later...
Joe: (Sarcasticly)"Hey man you were right, it was pretty harsh."
Hookah Douche: (Serious)" I told you man. I know what I'm talking about. I smoke like 5 a day."
Hookah Douche: "You sure man? It's pretty harsh..."
Later...
Joe: (Sarcasticly)"Hey man you were right, it was pretty harsh."
Hookah Douche: (Serious)" I told you man. I know what I'm talking about. I smoke like 5 a day."
Hookah Douche by smk89 April 15, 2009
Related Words
hooker douche
hooker douche
hooker douche noun, verb hook-er doosh
-noun
1. A female who is being "punked" by hookers.
2. A female who is considered; aspires to be; befriends; or is fascinated by hookers, but does not earn any income from "hooking".
3. A person who has a douching influence on others.
4. The effect of being unwillingly drawn into someone elses sexual energy, resulting in the feeling of needing to douche.
5. The much less extroverted friend of a hooker.
6. The douching (cleasing of the vaginal and other sexual areas), that a hooker performs before and after being employed as a hooker.
hooker douche noun, verb hook-er doosh
-noun
1. A female who is being "punked" by hookers.
2. A female who is considered; aspires to be; befriends; or is fascinated by hookers, but does not earn any income from "hooking".
3. A person who has a douching influence on others.
4. The effect of being unwillingly drawn into someone elses sexual energy, resulting in the feeling of needing to douche.
5. The much less extroverted friend of a hooker.
6. The douching (cleasing of the vaginal and other sexual areas), that a hooker performs before and after being employed as a hooker.
"Yes, Mary left that guy and now we are back together." "Let's hope she does her hooker douche before she gets here."
hooker douche by get hooker December 9, 2009
Douchebook page
A social networking page devoted to retarded club and look at me now pics. These pages would also contain philosophical quotes the Douchebook page owner routinely enters into their Status update to receive comments and praise from other Douchebook users.
Hey did you see those Jersey Shore looking douchebagulas wearing Ed Hardy shirts taking pics at the club last night. I am sure those pics are on their Douchebook page, with captions saying Douchetastic.
Douchebook page by deeznuttas April 11, 2011
Douchebook
Another name for a netbook. (Small portable laptop designed primarily for access to the Internet.) Term can also be used for any sized Macbook.
Douchebook by Fu$e November 28, 2009
Douchebook
Another (more realistic) name for Facebook, especially when their site runs like shit, notices don't go out, screens lock up, and their crappy server fails.
Douchebook by Holly M S May 25, 2010
douchecookie
douchecookie by blondeness May 13, 2009
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