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Douche Fart 

see also "Rolling Coal"
Hey Jim, your truck let out a douche fart.
Douche Fart by thatguy1988 January 11, 2024

Fuck Fart Douche 

A popular Oldsmobile model, the "442"
When we were teenagers in the 60s, many of us liked the Olds "Fuck Fart Douche" better than the Pontiac GTO (Goat)
Fuck Fart Douche by andy1 September 6, 2005

douchewart 

Douchwart is the wart on man's penis. These warts usually appear after or when the man is being a douche. Douchwarts are very painful and have to be chemically removed. Sometimes a man who is being an asshole can be reffered to as a "douchewart"
Man: Bitch make me a sandwhich!

Woman: Wow, you are such a douchewart!
douchewart by Majicspleen June 16, 2010

Douchefactor

A very minor dealer in the Automag paintball realm, which takes his overall worth to said realm, overly seriously. He tends to cause lots of E-hate and E-drama as his general dickishness always raises it`s ugly head no matter the e-realm.

Frequently in the E-company of other known nuttswingers/sychopants Sack, Fencerider and Ass-tach. Usually Douchefactor holds court with his toadies in a large hot tub full of Ky-jelly, at the Second rate motel.
Douchefactor is starting another forum because he cannot stand non nutswingers to be happy and content.
Douchefactor by Irish Evil. December 21, 2009

douchefactory 

even worse than a douchebag, it's the place where douchebags are maufatured. Places can be douchefactories but if a person is a real douche then they too can be a douchefactory.
That new club is a total douchefactory.
Matt is such a douchefactory
douchefactory by The AdventureMan February 26, 2009

douchemart 

Douchemart is a slang name for any number of stores where douchebags who think that they're too good for Wal-Mart would shop. Ex. Target, Old Navy, Abercrombie, Banana Republic
They didn't have the jeans I wanted at Wally World so I had to go to Douchemart to get them.
douchemart by Magikchef01 October 9, 2013