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douche clown

n. A combination of a douchebag, and a clown; a person so pathetic that it appears funny to everyone around them.
Wow that kid thinks he actually has a chance with that girl, what a douche clown.
douche clown by Boozer August 11, 2005
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Douche Clown

When describing a person as douche bag just isn't enough. This special person takes the act of douche baggery to another level.
"Wow. That freakin' douche clown over there is literally cock-blocking this entire bar"

"Hey somebody tag that douche clown who is camping with the sniper rifle"

"Good call douche clown"

Douche Clown by ClearCause January 17, 2008

douche clown

A person that is such a fuckin douche bag, that all you can do is think about the fact that you despise them and how much fun it would be to kick their ass.
I would love to kick that douche clown's ass, what a fag.

That guy's the biggest douche clown I've ever seen.
douche clown by SDkid May 15, 2008

Douche Clown

Someone is considered a joke but acts like a Douche bag.
This guy is acting like a complete Douche Clown.
Douche Clown by Mhester75 November 14, 2015

doucheclown 

Simple insult made up of douchebag and assclown
Man, Pinney is being a real doucheclown
doucheclown by Tempest3D August 4, 2007

doucheclown 

As the balloon clown creates balloon animals, the doucheclown creates animals by blowing up and knotting douchebags.
Hey Jimmy, quit being such a doucheclown!
doucheclown by jmurdoch October 22, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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