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Douche Clown

When describing a person as douche bag just isn't enough. This special person takes the act of douche baggery to another level.
"Wow. That freakin' douche clown over there is literally cock-blocking this entire bar"

"Hey somebody tag that douche clown who is camping with the sniper rifle"

"Good call douche clown"

Douche Clown by ClearCause January 17, 2008

douche clown

A person that is such a fuckin douche bag, that all you can do is think about the fact that you despise them and how much fun it would be to kick their ass.
I would love to kick that douche clown's ass, what a fag.

That guy's the biggest douche clown I've ever seen.
douche clown by SDkid May 15, 2008

Douche Clown

Someone is considered a joke but acts like a Douche bag.
This guy is acting like a complete Douche Clown.
Douche Clown by Mhester75 November 14, 2015

doucheclown 

Simple insult made up of douchebag and assclown
Man, Pinney is being a real doucheclown
doucheclown by Tempest3D August 4, 2007

doucheclown 

As the balloon clown creates balloon animals, the doucheclown creates animals by blowing up and knotting douchebags.
Hey Jimmy, quit being such a doucheclown!
doucheclown by jmurdoch October 22, 2007
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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