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Double F 

An individual who is obsessed with his/her Facebook page. An abbreviation for a Facebook Faggot.
Ian read my comment on Facebook and then commented back within 5 minutes, proving he's a double F.
Double F by Sam Masta January 9, 2012
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Double F 

Basically stands for FAKE FAGGOT. A guy who acts gay to get overwhelmingly amounts of pussy.

Note: The pussy that Double F's attract do not find him attractive. They find him as a cute teddy bear.
I hate (insert name) so much. He's a fucking Double F. He needs to get a fucking life.
Double F by pussyhunter00000 December 24, 2010

Double F 

It's simple
Double F = Fuck Fest
(in school)
Shawn says "Hey everybody Double F at my house tonight!"
(teacher)Take a seat Shawn.
Double F by Jerk@assO.com September 3, 2005

Double F S B 

Double F S B
fuck fear
steal beer

The black scourge of Walgreens. An acronym for the type of thing which a select group of broke college students are forced to engage in. Can also be a product of suffocating boredom.
You: I'm pregnant and I have a midterm tomorrow and I'm scared.
Me: Shut up whore! Double F S B!
Double F S B by jackon October 1, 2010

Double f insurance 

An informal insurance agreement between friends/acquaintances where one borrows gear from the other. I.e. "you fuck it, you fix it".
"I lent my mate Kevin my boat for the weekend, told him it was under double f insurance".

D double F 

When someone does a combination of a T-bag and a Brown Nose. When someone drags their balls across someones face, then the face goes across the guch, and onto the ass.
Term also known as DFF. Stands for Dirty Face Fuck. The last word of the acronym can be replace with Fucker, or Fucked. The acronym is not used among your friends. You only use the acronym form while talking around someone you dont want to hear or understand what your talking about, such as a teacher or parent
Usually this is preformed on someone who is sleeping, as an act of humiliating and making them feel extremely violated and dead inside, for they were just used as a piece of toilet paper.
After the person gets their face fucked; they feel dirty, or like a whore with 6 STD's. They will also smell like the Dirty Face Fuckers ass, and like the DFF took a shit on them.
"Hey Nick, you just got dirty face fucked."
"Jared, your a dirty face fucker."
"Hey guys, should I pull a dirty face fuck on him?"
"Awe, you just got D double F'd."
D double F by Big Blue Bear June 5, 2009

H double A M F

Short for "High As A Mother Fucker"
H double A M F by Co Lew December 9, 2008
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