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Double Douche Canoe 

Someone who is up shits creek with a turd for a paddle yet takes no responsibility for their situation and find the need to blame everyone else for their predicament.
You're a real double douche canoe.

double cancer 

the result of getting anally fucked by cancer. this rare dsease is spread by phil swift. if you see phil and all he can seeis martians run your mother fucking ass off or youll get anally fucked.
also caused when someone that is close to you converts into a larry enticer.
"my dad got double cancer now because of phil swift."
double cancer by hgygyg November 14, 2018

Double Nut-ping Cancellation

Two wrestlers missing a low-blow simultaneously, as seen in THQ's WWF Wrestlemania 2000, and WWF No Mercy for the N64. This is achieved by a recovering character holding the the down pose and coming up with a low-blow while the standing character strong-strikes a low-blow of his own. The result is a double 'whooshing' sound and they both punch the air, no one hit. Normally, when one lands the low-blow, a "PING!" sound is heard. The fore mentioned maneuver cancels the "ping".
:: Two players go for the low-blow ::

one says: "AWW! The double nut-ping cancellation!"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026