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(sometimes spelled doomen) A demon-like creature that exists in swamps and woodlands across North America. It feasts on human and animal flesh. Doomons are generally cosidered to be more powerful than conventional demons. All doomons can fly, and some stronger ones can breath flame and expell doom-rays from their eyes which instantly rot flesh. All doomons are led by Doom-O-Ray, a massive Cyclops-Doomon who weilds a chain-mace in one hand and a scythe in the other. Many scientists believe that Demons attain Doomon status by painfully casting themselves into a pit of lava in a ritual. This would explain the skeletal bodies of the doomons, as most of their tissue would burn away in the ceremony.

!WARNING!
Doomons are extremely dangerous, and should be avoided at all cost, unless you are a certified Doomon hunter. If you spot a doomon contact the authorities immediately.
"He would slice through doomon flesh
He enjoyed his doomon meat fresh,"
-an excerpt from The Ballad of Kane McSweeny:Doomon Hunter
Doomon by Dr. Michael Von Isaac December 26, 2007
A cross between doom and demon.
n. Scott is such a doomon sometimes.

adj. This is a bunch of doomenography.
Doomon by Travis242 October 23, 2007

Domonique 

A Domonique is someone who can seem to be shy and quiet at first, but once you get to know her she's a bold and fun little ball of fire. This girl is a once in a life time-deal! She has a bright and bubbly attitude/personality and is nice to everyone. She's obsessed with bubbles, dance music and good food. She's can be both extremely outgoing and very introverted depending on her mood. If you know her, you're bound to fall for her eventually. You're lucky if she's your friend, and even more lucky if you're able to make her your girlfriend. Domonique is wife material so once you get her, do everything it takes to keep her around because (believe me) you will NEVER find anyone else like her!
Derek: Hey, I heard you're dating Domonique! Luckkyy!
Alex: Duuude! She's perfect! Lol she's not your regular, Becky, Megan or Sarah.

Derek: Lol right. I'm happy for you. Better cuff her quick or I will!
Domonique by Exxxple December 29, 2016

Doom on you 

Bastard usage of Vietnamese phrase "Du Mhan Yhu" meaning "Go fuck yourself". Used in military circles, esp regarding Murphy's Law.
Guy 1: Your ex was giving me head and she bit me!
Guy 2: Doom on you dude....

Doomungous 

1. Any (usually incredibly stupid) idea that can only and inevitably end badly. Very badly.

2. Any situation doomed to end in epic failure.
Mark: I'm going to hold this bottle rocket, light it, and let it take off out of my hand. It's gonna be sweet!

Everyone else: Wow! What a doomungous idea. You go do that.
Doomungous by Frizz Connery February 29, 2008

doombongo 

An epic Roblox Youtuber that has a goal to troll every roleplaying game. He also wants to deport all of the online daters on roblox because apparently according to him, online dating is a "highly contagious brain disease".
Player 1: who do think would deport online daters on roblox?
Player 2: DoomBongo, obviously
doombongo by DoomBongo's fan May 26, 2020

dogmoney 

Monetary profit from the sale of narcotics, prostitution,illegal firearms, or other illegal activities
In which has to be laundered.
Dude I ain't taking that cash, that shit's dogmoney.
dogmoney by LokiHavok April 28, 2006
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