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When doing another human being from behind in the Doggy Style, insert both pinkies in each corner of the victims mouth to gain full control and direct them to the nearest doorknob for rapid ingestion.
When Terry started talking about wedding plans during sex, I instantly initiated the Doorknob Double Fishhooks move and forcibly directed Terry over to the bedroom doorknob for a rapid polishing and punishment.
by Banana Horse December 29, 2010
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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