Safety/doorknob is a game where if someone farts, the perpetrator must say “safety” before anyone else can say “doorknob”. If the perpretrator fails to say “safety” before anyone says “doorknob”, anyone is allowed to punch the perpetrator as many times as they want until the perpetrator touches a doorknob. Some variations exist where a door handle is acceptable.
Fatass: *farts*
Person 1: Doorknob
Fatass: Safety
Person 1: beats the shit out of Fatass
Fatass: finally touches doorknob and beating stops
That concludes the Doorknob Game
Person 1: Doorknob
Fatass: Safety
Person 1: beats the shit out of Fatass
Fatass: finally touches doorknob and beating stops
That concludes the Doorknob Game
by Al Coholick January 25, 2022