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Doorknob dick 

When the male specimen has a small shaft but large tip. Usually preferred in South African females.
Wow! Me and joe had great sex. But he kinda had a doorknob dick
Doorknob dick by Doorknob dick December 20, 2019

Doorknob Dick 

A descriptive word for instances when you may come across a male with a plump, bulbous, large tip followed by a slim based penis.
Omg girl, he had a terrible case of doorknob dick!
Doorknob Dick by eliza04 April 27, 2025

Dick Doorknob 

simply take the doorknob off of door. then insert dick through door,having it completely dark is key.
then when someone tries to open a door at night they will grab a penis instead of the doorknob..
last night timmy got a dick doorknob!! HAHAHA
Dick Doorknob by lolz126 September 1, 2009

a doorknob dicker 

A Dick everyone gets a turn with.
Ben Dover was such a Doorknob dicker last year.
a doorknob dicker by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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