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Door mat 

Usually a women who gets tret like shit and cheated on all the time some times firsted (not in the gud way) and always put down and made to feel like shit while taking the blame and always taking them back
Hey Christie you fat bitch door mat why dont you just do us all a favour and die...... oh sorry babe i didnt mean it just give me sum plant and get back in to bed and ill make it all better.
Door mat by christiefowler May 24, 2010

door mat 

A small fucking blanket, that is so small that has no use.
Hey man can you pass me a blanket?
Yeah sure here you go.
Fuck thanks for the door mat bitch!

Door Mat 

When you leave a fart at a restruant in the smal room between the outside and the main building.
Man 1: Dude, you moved pretty fast to leave the restruant.

Man 2: Yeah. Someone left a Door Mat and it smells terrible.
Door Mat by Hllblly2008 August 9, 2009

door mat 

the hair surrounding the vagina. its called this because, like a door mat, one must go throug the hair to get inside.
guy 1: dood, i went on a date with rachel
guy 2: shes so hot, how far did you two go?
guy1:we almost went all the way, but then i took off her pants and she had a nice big door mat
guy 2: thats definatly a no-go
door mat by ford408 May 25, 2009

Mississippi Door Mat 

You take a crap outdoors, step in it, then wipe your feet on your naked girlfriend before having sex with her.
I ate way too much tonight; should be a perfect Mississippi Door Mat kinda night.

front door mat

I wanted to take at peek at the front door mat while we were kissing but she stopped me
front door mat by notta hater February 27, 2011