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The door is to your left 

The polite way of saying 'gtfo.'
Person A: omgg hi gaizu wuu2????
Person B: ...the door is to your left.

Person A: I totally just bought Justin Bieber's new album. Can't wait to play it!
Person B: The door is to your left.

Person A: fake n gay
Person B: the door is to your left.
The door is to your left by Eiose November 12, 2010

the door is that way 

when someone says something stupid or does something stupid or says a bad pun
Student 1 which math questions were we supossed to do
Student 2 : It was page 4 but just the c's

Student 3: I could 4c that

Student 1: ok the door is that way

your barn door is open 

Phrase implying that someone's pants zipper is unzipped.
"Dude, your barn door is open and I can see your pink underwear!"

the barn door is open 

When the fly to your trouser is unzipped
The barn door is open.

Oops, let me zip it up.

You Know where the door is 

To tell someone to get the hell out cuz they are a Mental Infant. Seriously, some people just need to be told that they are not as smart as the rest of us and that they should just stop wasting everyone's time and get the hell out.
Hey man I just played 100 straight hours of Final Fantasy.
Dude, you know where the door is, now get the hell out

Barn Door Is Open 

A phrase used to describe when someone’s pants zipper is down; because in the barn door is the hog (penis).
Hey Jimmy your barn door is open!”