Office Door Cake (Dor-keik);
The kind of cake that gets smashed all over your shirt after a co-worker opens the door too quickly from the other side. Generally happens when cake is served due to office birthdays.
The kind of cake that gets smashed all over your shirt after a co-worker opens the door too quickly from the other side. Generally happens when cake is served due to office birthdays.
Co-worker #1: What do you think of the new guy?
Co-worker #2: That asshole office door caked me the other day and ruined my shirt. I hate him.
Co-worker #2: That asshole office door caked me the other day and ruined my shirt. I hate him.
by flunflinflas July 28, 2014
Get the Door Cake mug.A reception/small party, (often involving cake or some form of refreshments), held when a person hated by everyone in the workplace is either resigning, or being "let go." Everyone's more than happy to "give them cake, and show them the door."
Shane (upon seeing the refreshments laid out): Ooh, is it someone's birthday?
Clive: No, haven't you heard? Mary just got a higher-paying position with another firm!
Shane: Awesome! Time to give that bitch a cake-and-door party!
Clive: No, haven't you heard? Mary just got a higher-paying position with another firm!
Shane: Awesome! Time to give that bitch a cake-and-door party!
by Dexcab February 1, 2010
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