Doonkie Roll 

When one's hair is in a very messy bun. Contrary to a regular hair bun, it is quick and sloppy.

My hair looks like a wooly bully, I'm going to throw it up into a doonkie roll.

Doonkie Roll by epohlo August 25, 2010

dookie roll 

A braided gold chain worn by rappers in the late 80's and 90's.

That muthafuckin O.G. was rockin the phat dookie roll.

dookie roll by Jiggity Jugs January 16, 2006

Dookie Roll 

A homemade culinary treat consumed in correctional facilities, especially in the South in places like TN. This delicacy is prepared in-cell with a common plastic sandwich baggie. It most commonly consists of finely smashed up and moistened cookies, crackers, commissary candy, a little coffee, milk from the breakfast tray, some peanut butter if available, and maybe even some soggy honeybun for those inmates partial to a fluffier roll. After the roll is done it resembles is human terd and should be consumed immediately so the heat from the cooks hands adds to the experience.

Hey dude, you can have my tray tonight for a shot of coffee and your cookies or graham crackers... I’m a make a dookie roll after head count.

Dookie Roll by GringoTN September 28, 2019

japenese dookie roll 

A traditional Japanese art of Dookie rolling, when the male lays a large log, the males of the village would proceed to wrap their flaccid shlongs around it representing a sushi roll.

Man I wish I could have a Japenese dookie roll.

japenese dookie roll by Hot McChicken January 16, 2017

dookieroll

When you’re so bad at somthing it’s like inhaling and dog turd

Bro your straight dookieroll

dookieroll by Assassinater993 February 12, 2021