Doomflake (noun)

adapted from the derogatory insult snowflake
1

(A) a person who identifies as a progressive, but is a supporter the second amendment (USA)

i) derogatory when used by some, old-guard libtard snowflake or as a self-identifier or boast. See also: neo-liberalism blue-dog No Party Needed new--guard
Synonyms: Pariah (negative)or outsider {unicorn] (political-neutral)

2 Doomflakes (plural noun, inanimate)

A) A hypothetical / theoretical breakfast cereal that wakes you up out of the false reality you've been living in. See also {sheeplemeats]

3 (verb) Doomflaked

(A) An underestimation or misjudgment that has been allowed to, or encouraged to exist, usually with implied poor outcome to the one who has made the error See also: sukka dupe hoodwink

(noun, derogatory)
"I saw him at the store buying like, all these little bullet-things. sic He's a total doomflake. He was wearing carharts and a scarf yo. ewwww.

(noun) identity, positive
"Best thing I ever did was to accept the doomflake inside me. It's America man, this place be like that. Crazy. Hugs, buds and earpro. All we need right?"

(noun)
"You best eat some doomflakes my friend; you're about to be crushed under the heel of the new autocracy."

(Verb) Doomflaked
"Damn, we just got doomflaked by a bunch of libtards man. Are they allowed to protect themselves too?!"

Doomflake by DFATW June 6, 2020

Related Words

Doomful • Doomflake • doomfuck • Doomulus • doorful • Doorfull

Doorfull

A nice old Irish way of saying someone is, well, huge.

A very large woman walked into the pub. Eamon turned to Ben and Sean and exclained, "Aye! She's a doorfull!"

Doorfull by JerseyRob October 7, 2009

doorful

Like it has doors
you know?

No more making fun of doorless patryk. Now its time to make fun of doorful patryk

doorful by KosaIsHere December 14, 2020

doomfuck

Doomed to be fucked, and not in a good way.
No matter what that man is fucked.

"Look at doomfuck over there, bitch retarded!" Fuckboy doomfuck

doomfuck by Writeallthetime October 1, 2015

Doomulus

Ancient god of death, destruction, and doom

i'm about to go Doomulus on your ass!

Doomulus by Kin of Doomulus October 26, 2012

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026