When you really love someone but they are being absolutely stupid in a given situation. Leading you to want to call them a
rude name like “moron, idiot, shit-for-brains,
dingus, etc.”
Instead holding back all of your sudden
rage and overriding ability to just handle things on your own because of their pure momentary incompetence. Typically during something that seems like total common sense to you.
Situation- You spot the WienerMobile
outside of your destination and want a photo with it. Not for any particular reason, just because it’s funny and you often don’t see a giant hotdog vehicle. Also it’s -8°F outside and you’re thinking, this will take all of
45 seconds.
Person A: “Hey can you take my photo with the WienerMobile?”
Person B: “Why? You don’t even have social media.”
Person A: “Just take the picture, it’s funny. Hurry, I’m freezing.”
Person B: (Takes one photo of you by the front and gestures to hand the
phone back to you.)
Person A: “Can you just take one across the street real quick
please?”
Person B: (Takes one weird angled photo in the middle of the
road as Person A gestures a shooing
motion to actually cross the street. Then Person B has a sense of accomplishment like they actually took
the one photo you wanted.)
Person A: “
Dude take one on the other side of the street, don’t stand in the middle of the road! What the heck. You freaking DoodooHead- I’m freezing, come on!”
Person B: (Leisurely crosses the street. Takes the photo and walks the 5 paces back to the correct side of the street. Clearly upset at the insult.)
