doobies Share definition Flag A word to express a bad situation. Similar to "shit" or "this sucks." Can be shortened to "doobs." Friend 1: Sorry man, I can't hang out tonight. Friend 2: Doobies. Maybe another time. doobies by frotacular December 15, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the doobies mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch