A colloquial term describing the accidental contamination of man's scrotum and testicles with fecal matter resulting from splash-back during an episode of explosive diarrhea.
After a particularly violent bout of explosive diarrhea, the man emerged from the bathroom cursing the unfortunate case of doo doo nuts that required an immediate shower.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.