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donkeyman 

donkeyman is a merchant navy term for a stoker on the old steam ships. I appreciate it's not a tremendously humorous definition.
Granddad, why did you become a 'donkeyman'?

'Cos yer Mam can't cook, and I like the taste of coal.
donkeyman by Andy_is_not_my_name September 8, 2010

donkeyman 

A cross between a spiderman, and a donkeypunch...

So you're having anal sex. Just before you cum, you (the giver), punch the reciever in the back of the head. Their ass muscles tighten, increasing the sensation. Cum once inside, then quickly pull out and nut in your hand. The reciever will turn around, and as they do, slap them across the face with your man go, whilst screaming "Go Web, Go!". Finally, adopt your finest superhero pose, and don't move until you're finished soaking up the glory
I donkeyman'd your mum!
donkeyman by KH April 4, 2005

donkeyman 

Someone who dates your daughter and takes the place over. He brings his shit over, including his mass defecating boxer and makes himself at home. Need not worry my friend, in 3-4 years this vagrant of a boyfriend will be gone, off to lead a life of doing sopa operas and dancing at male strip clubs (such as "the Cave"). Donekeyman may resemble Dolph Lungren, but don't let him fool you, he knows no fighting moves, as he will assault you with his prowess of pole dancing and "As The World Turns" trivia
I went to Cruise's house yesterday and donkeyman was there with his boxer. He soon left, however, to his exotic dancing gig at Retro 35621007.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026