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Donkey Stomp

To jump from a higher object onto a lower object with both feet together.
Dude, have you heard that Bob donkey stomped Jane? She is no longer pregnant or with him.
Really? The headboard can support his fat ass?
Donkey Stomp by Tripp69 March 26, 2010

donkey stomp

When you're in a rush before school so to save time you take a shit in the shower and stomp on it to go through the drain.
i was in a rush today so I had to donkey stomp that shit, my mom was pissed
donkey stomp by kate redmond May 25, 2018

Go Stomp A Donkey 

To have sex with a coke slut/meth whore etc.

To beat up a coke slut/meth whore etc.

A stomped donkey is an over-used girl/vagina.
"Hey fuck you buddy how about you go stomp a donkey"

"I stomped this nasty donkey Jenn last night man, Made sure I double wrapped no worries."

"I beat up that coke slut from that party last night, Hillary?

Yeah Hillary, You stomped that donkey eh?"

"Paris Hilton has a stomped donkey"

"Paris Hilton's donkey has in fact been stomped."
Go Stomp A Donkey by EtchaSketch August 26, 2013

donkey stamp 

When your dick gets so hard, it becomes as big as a donkey cock. Then you hit a bitch in the face with it.
Hey Peter. Massey is going to give you a donkey stamp if you piss him off
donkey stamp by petermasseylove69 November 18, 2014
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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