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Donkey Stomp

To jump from a higher object onto a lower object with both feet together.
Dude, have you heard that Bob donkey stomped Jane? She is no longer pregnant or with him.
Really? The headboard can support his fat ass?
Donkey Stomp by Tripp69 March 26, 2010

donkey stomp

When you're in a rush before school so to save time you take a shit in the shower and stomp on it to go through the drain.
i was in a rush today so I had to donkey stomp that shit, my mom was pissed
donkey stomp by kate redmond May 25, 2018

Go Stomp A Donkey 

To have sex with a coke slut/meth whore etc.

To beat up a coke slut/meth whore etc.

A stomped donkey is an over-used girl/vagina.
"Hey fuck you buddy how about you go stomp a donkey"

"I stomped this nasty donkey Jenn last night man, Made sure I double wrapped no worries."

"I beat up that coke slut from that party last night, Hillary?

Yeah Hillary, You stomped that donkey eh?"

"Paris Hilton has a stomped donkey"

"Paris Hilton's donkey has in fact been stomped."
Go Stomp A Donkey by EtchaSketch August 26, 2013

donkey stamp 

When your dick gets so hard, it becomes as big as a donkey cock. Then you hit a bitch in the face with it.
Hey Peter. Massey is going to give you a donkey stamp if you piss him off
donkey stamp by petermasseylove69 November 18, 2014