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Donkey Smack

When a man is having "sexual" intercourse in the anal regions and wants SUPERIOR power and ecstasy when he is about to ejaculate he slaps the woman across her face.
Man1: yo man2 i donkey smacked heather last night it was awesome.
Man2: dude, your one sick fuck aint cha?
Man1: Bitch dont make me donkey slap you!
man2: ok i take it back *under his breath* sick fuck
by alex N chris August 13, 2006
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Donkey Sack

When you see a girl bending over,wearing a skirt, you whip you member out and impale her butthole very fiercly. While raping, it is engcouraged to bleat like a donkey and thrust like its your last piece of action. Its a very violent and rare form of rape, only done in northern russia
my god, yesterday, this bitch was sporting some nice badunkadunk...and i tried a donkey sack yesterday bro!

woah, for real? how was it?

rape-a-riffic mate!
by jericho young January 27, 2008
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swamp donkey smackdown

A female sporting event, usually, held on Saturday nights (to be announced) at a variety of locations (typically bars and night clubs). Although, most picture an over-weight foul smelling predator of a female; these Swamp Donkeys are not your typical breed. These are a whole new breed of Swamp Donkey. Our Swamp Donks' are smokin' hot women which any, potential, Swamp Wrangler would gladly have prey upon them.
Objective of the sport: Three separate matches involving two !!!HOT!!! chicks, minimally dressed, wading through the swamp (inflatable 6'X6' ring filled with a variety of liquid-like substances such as gelatin, pudding, oil, ect.) in search of three carrots ( clear, flat, acrylic carrot shaped items). Each match consists of three, three minute rounds in which, the donkeys must find at least one carrot per round. At the end of each round, the Donkey in possession of the carrot will win that round. But in order to be declared the winner, one Donkey must acquire three carrots. A fourth round is to be added if, necessary, to break a tied match.

The event wraps up with a Swamp Wrangler match which includes one lucky spectator from the audience to get down with all six Donkeys in the Swamp.

So, if you'd like to be the next Swamp Wrangler, check your local bars and night clubs for the next Saturday Nite Swamp Donkey Smackdown.
I got smacked at the Swamp Donkey Smackdown and liked it.
by heather in the 760 June 1, 2010
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Donkey Sack

Asshole. To be rude/obnoxious, annoying, show off, jackass,airhead,stupidcocky,to crave attention and make the presence of the person known to everyone.
Josh/Donkey Sack:I'm here/Look at me/I win/I'm awesome/I'm the best/etc.
Olivia:Mother fucking donkey sack
by 28olivia28 May 19, 2009
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smacking the donkey

When you smack someones butt .

A donkey is also refered to as an ass .
So if your smacking the donkey your smacking the ass .
Two guys are talking .

GUY 1: Yeah dudee I was with her last night.
GUY 2: You were totally smacking the donkey weren't you?
by ThatCoolKid. December 26, 2010
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