Dong cranker 

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.

My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.

Dong cranker by beaner master98 September 7, 2016

avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.

yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.

avocado cracker ding dong by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023