donche

To shove ones fingers up a friend's rectum whilst yelling DONCHE! commonly used in college dorms and frat houses. Suitable for men and women as long as not in a relationship together. Recommended for close friends only.

Bro#1 cooking himself dinner in kitchen, (hears door open and close)

Bro#1: "who is it?"
Bro#2: "DONCHE!" as he shoves pointer and middle finger up friends butt aiming for rectum.

Bro#1: "Ah shit you got me agian"
Bro#2: "DUDE you got my fingers wet!!!

Bro#1: "sorry bro" continues cooking

by elk ridge bros + LLC E 303 June 28, 2010

donche

Customized version of a douche bag just making the word more exciting and insulting.

You stupid donche bag.

by Chaos July 20, 2003

Donche

This word means whatever the user wants it to mean.

Eg.

"Guy About to score a try"

Danny: Quick joe, Donche him !!!
Joe: Ok !!!!

"Man Gets Donched" !!!

by joegandolf November 15, 2009

Douche Box Hero

An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,

What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!

by will bitten October 10, 2016

scooter douche

1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.

The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.

by picc285 July 27, 2019

Douche my twat

This is a sarcastic phrase used by gay men meaning "getting ready for a night out at the bars and hopefully getting lucky".

John: I'm ready to head out to boystown now, you coming?
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!

by Vermont Fag October 21, 2016

douche knot

Those guys who you see walking around with hair just long enough to tie into a little knot on the top of their heads. Can often be seen in the local gym usually sporting a sleeve tattoo and a large beard.

Look at that cunt over there with the douche knot

by Human Form July 18, 2016