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Absolute madman, chad, sex god. People with this name are only the pinnacle of society, the true leaders,
Alex Donchev is such a chad.
Donchev by urbandictionarymanboss November 23, 2021
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douchevalanche 

When something so douchey happens that it feels like an avalanche came down on you.
When I heard that Nickelback was named "Band of the Decade" by Billboard, it was like an abominable douchevalanche came rushing down upon my faith in mankind.
douchevalanche by diddle bomb December 26, 2009

Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville 

King of the Douches, the biggest douche in all of the land. Every time he tries to talk a giant stream of douchewater squirts out. These douche squirts are often accompanied by his lies. Things like "I love you.", "Sex can wait.", and "I value you as a human being." It is important that you do not fall victim to any of these lies, or he will hit it, quit it, and toss you to the curb. And you will be yet another victim of his awe-inspiring douchedom. Douche Douchington is a rare species of Douchebag, which does not require food, but instead, requires hours and hours of the universal douchebag passtime, Call of Duty. In fact, the only thing he loves more than pussy is, indeed, his x-box. If it were at all humanly possible, he would stick his dirty dick into the x-box slot and fuck it's brains out. The Duke of Doucheville is a jack of many trades, and his varied talents include: playing Rock Band, playing paintball, playing Guitar Hero, lying to women, living with his parents, and not having a job. It is suggested that you avoid Douche Douchington at ALL TIMES. Men who are exposed to him often contract the Douche Disease, a highly common, seemingly incurable illness which will turn you into a walking, breathing pussy washer. Women who are exposed are generally not susceptible to this disease, but must ensure that they protect themselves from the other awful viruses, such as AIDS, crabs, and jock itch, which may be contracted when in his douchey presence.
Ryan is such an enourmous douche, he has been renamed Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville.

doucheville

An area of a city with a large douchebag community.
Frank: "The apartment is nice and it's close to all amenities"

Nic: "too bad it's located in central doucheville"

Frank: "Yeah, I would have to spike my hair with splooze just to get a martini"
doucheville by Alakma September 29, 2009

Doucheviction 

When a contestant on the Big Brother TV show is evicted from the house.
I'm so excited. Tonight is doucheviction night.
Doucheviction by Joe Frady September 21, 2012

douchevat 

One who is more than just a douche, to a point where they're no longer able to be categorized as a douche; they're a douchevat. They are known for having douche-like characteristics; they lie, use people, and are severely awkward.
Jada: I can't believe the nerve of Justin! He just lied to me again, after I already heard the truth about what he did!

Skye: Don't sweat it; Justin's simply a douchevat.
douchevat by The blondie September 16, 2012

Doucheville

Doucheville is a state of mind reached only through the blatant abuse of alcohol and loud music. Oftentimes people residing in Doucheville will be wearing their sunglasses at night.
Guy: wanna go to Doucheville tonight.
Girl: Turn up the music. I'll get the vodka.
Doucheville by MT Most Wanted January 3, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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