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When you hold your hands together like your praying and poke someone right in the asshole through their pants. You have to say Donchee at the same time and they usually shit their pants immediately.
Kid standing against a wall at lunch - "I think I'm going to get doncheed today".
donchee by McBurn April 12, 2008
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googal donchery 

Saying that something is strange or weird. Used to make fun of someone or when you aren't being really serious.
"hey dude, lets go solve mathematical equations!" "no man, that's googal donchery."
googal donchery by Sir Callahan February 9, 2007

Kim Dong Jun ( former ZE:A member ) x Kim Donghee as a duo 

Kim Dong Jun ( former ZE:A member ) x Kim Donghee as a duo
Kim Dong Jun ( former ZE:A member ) x Kim Donghee as a duo

duncheeks 

dude1 "What's up duncheeks."
dude2 "chillen"
duncheeks by The Fishmonger May 27, 2007

doncheto 

Most white Mexican ever that rides around on a corn bike honking his little horn
doncheto by Seanwebb69 May 20, 2018
the most insulting retort one can give. A combination of the fencing term "touchee" and a reference to the person being insulted showing the traits of a vaginal hygenic device.
"I can't believe you went to SOHA, ass-slut."
'Didn't you go last night?'
"Douchee."
douchee by Unregistered User July 22, 2003

Doucheeky 

A combination of douchebag and geek. Prounounced "Doo-sheek-ee". The opposite of Douchic. Geek not Chic.
Dude, you are sooo doucheeky with your new iphone!

-Sent from my iPhone
Doucheeky by El Don P March 5, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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