Donald Blumpkin

This is a sexual act wherein a man receives a oral sex while sitting on the toilet, wearing nothing but a MAGA (Make America Great Again) hat.

I went to Hooters for my birthday hoping that I'd be able to coerce one of the waitresses into giving me a Donald Blumpkin or a peck on the helmet.

by Haywood JeBlomey October 6, 2018

Donald blumpkin

When you're getting your dick sucked while you take a shit, and you blow your load and use the jizz to gel your combover. Finish with a cockslap and a hearty "you're fired!"

Broad 1: what's wrong Cindy?
Broad 2: I thought Randy liked me, but I ended up Donald Blumpkining me.

by Kaynelikesfishsticks July 17, 2016

Donald Blumpkin

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Dropping a Cleveland Steamer on ones political ideology whilst receiving felatio

The Vice President just got a Donald Blumpkin from that reporter on live television!

by cmat1228 January 24, 2025