Kaynelikesfishsticks's definitions
When you're getting your dick sucked while you take a shit, and you blow your load and use the jizz to gel your combover. Finish with a cockslap and a hearty "you're fired!"
Broad 1: what's wrong Cindy?
Broad 2: I thought Randy liked me, but I ended up Donald Blumpkining me.
Broad 2: I thought Randy liked me, but I ended up Donald Blumpkining me.
by Kaynelikesfishsticks July 17, 2016
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