Kaynelikesfishsticks's definitions

Donald blumpkin

When you're getting your dick sucked while you take a shit, and you blow your load and use the jizz to gel your combover. Finish with a cockslap and a hearty "you're fired!"

Broad 1: what's wrong Cindy?
Broad 2: I thought Randy liked me, but I ended up Donald Blumpkining me.

by Kaynelikesfishsticks July 17, 2016