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Don Lemone 

A euphemism for an individual with pitiful hygiene, a person who reeks of sweat and bacteria. The king of smells.
There he is, sitting on a moldy couch, back and forth, back and forth, grinning by himself. I was unfazed for I already met him from a mile away, from my home, from my phone, from that discord server that he owns. There I met the greedy scent of Don Lemone.
Don Lemone by The Escort May 14, 2023
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Don Lemon 

Verb, Greek
To provide alcohol to mentally challenged minors with intent to sexually abuse.
“Had a late night with the scouts. Totally had to Don Lemon those two slow boys.”
Don Lemon by Dbag Jones January 11, 2022

The Sour Don Lemon

A man puts his hand down the front of his own shorts, and vigorously rubbed his genitalia, removes his hand and shoved his index and middle fingers into another persons nostrils and under the nose area.
While intensely pushing his fingers against the persons face under the nose, forcing their head to thrust backward while repeatedly asking the victim ‘Do you like pussy or dick?’ While saying this, Mr. Lemon continued to shove his fingers into the persons face with aggression and hostility.”
Someone at the bar last night received the Sour Don Lemon and didn’t like it.
The Sour Don Lemon by Gatorshark88 September 28, 2021

Don Lemoned 

When a man scratches his taint and then forces the offending fingers on to the lips of an unsuspecting stranger.
That guy made me so mad I Don Lemoned my stank on his lips.
Don Lemoned by anonymous February 14, 2021

Don Lemon'ed 

When someone fails at their career and uses an excuse to blame someone else for their failing ways.
Me: I just Don Lemon'ed. Friend: What do you mean? Me: I soiled my panties even though I said I'd make it home with a clean pair of pants.
Don Lemon'ed by Tom Trustworthy January 14, 2021

Don Lemon 

In order to THINK he need to risk being offensive I mean look at the conversation we're having....
Hym "Ha! It's a good thing that we only believe the things we say we believe when they're convenient! Because, if not, then you would have singlehandedly undid Jordan's profound gotcha moment with your little Don Lemon rant."
Don Lemon by Hym Iam February 22, 2023

Don't get lemon 

The use of lemon in this phrase is abbreviated from the cockney rhyming slang 'lemon tart'

lemon tart = smart
Example 1
"Don't get lemon with me son, or I'll take you outside and cut you open"

Example 2
Dumb arse gooner hater ain't so lemon now!
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