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Don’t Rock the Jukebox

Don't rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Before you drop that quarter
Keep one thing in mind
You got a heart broke hillbilly
Standing here in line
I've been down and lonely
Ever since she left
Before you punch that number
Could I make one request?
Don't rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Now, I ain't got nothin'
Against rock and roll
But when your heart's been broken
You need a song that's slow
There ain't nothin' like a steel guitar
To drown a memory
Before you spend your money, baby
Play a song for me
And Don’t Rock the Jukebox
Wanna hear George Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Yeah, don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song

Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock 

Everybody wants it handed to them.
Do good work first and worry about the honey later. Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock.

Don't knock it 'til you rock it 

Basically, give something or someone a chance before you put it down.
1. Carl: I'm never watching Game of Thrones... I don't like fantasy.

Carol: Game of Thrones is the best show ever. Ever.

Carl: Shoot. I knocked it... before I rocked it.

2. Stan: I hate to think I'd ever eat sautéed pig stomach... it sounds gross.

Deborah: It's actually okay. My aunt makes it on Thanksgiving.

Stan: Fuck. Seriously???

Deborah: Don't knock it 'til you rock it.

3. Vern: WOW crack IS powerful.

Bert: Goddamn right it's powerful. Don't ever knock it til you rock it. Fucker.

Don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house 

It means you're being a douche who brags.
Yes Steve, but don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house.

don't scuff mah rockports, yo 

the one funny thing oliver ever said.
"hey, dont scuff my rockports, yo!"

If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'! 

A popular phrase and bumper sticker from 1970s. It means that people are having sex in the van if it's rocking and they don't want you to come in.
Bumper Sticker: If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!
Van: *rocks back and forth*
Steve: I guess I shouldn't be knockin'.