Don’t name your friends

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People on Urban Dictionary ignore this rule so much it shouldn’t even be a rule

Urban dictionary: don’t name your friends
Person: *names all of their friends, including their full names, ages, addresses, phone numbers, etc.*
Urban dictionary: B R U H

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Don’t name your friends

FUCK THIS RULE I’LL NAME THEM RIGHT NOW
Oh wait i don’t have any, fuck…

Please Don’t name your friends even though you would still ignore this rule

Don’t name your friends by Niromani May 27, 2023

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Don't name your friends

IM GONNA DO IT IM GONNA NAME MY FRIENDS

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Don't name your friends by Sans car April 15, 2020

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Don't name your friends.

(phrase) Urban Dictionary doesn't like your habit of naming people we don't know into your definitions. As someone who regularly votes on new definitions, I've seen countless definitions naming people I don't expect anyone to know anything about. I for one prefer not to put these people in a bad light, so FUCKING STOP!!!

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Don't name your friends. by EqualsPeach June 8, 2016

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Don't Name Your Friends

You should NOT post personal information in Urban Dictionary. And do NOT include last names of non-celebrities in your posts, either. Urban Dictionary has a zero-tolerance policy.

Would you fucking stop! Don't Name Your Friends!

Don't Name Your Friends by thebear424 September 8, 2020

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Don't name your friends

A rule that about 40% of the people in this website ignore

Rule: Don't name your friends

Person: how about I do anyway?

Don't name your friends by givememyfuckinglasagna April 2, 2022

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We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Don't name your friends. by Some1 @ the internet March 13, 2021

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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