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I don't trust like that
When you're just a normal guy that wants to buy a fine automobile from Harry's car shop, but you're denied because Harry "doesn't trust like that".
A normal man walks into Harry's car shop
"I'd like to buy a fine automobile, maybe one that talks."
"I don't trust like that... Open that button"
"I will not buy if you want me to get naked"
"I'm not saying naked, I'm just--"
"You wanna see my genitals? That's not okay."
"I'd like to buy a fine automobile, maybe one that talks."
"I don't trust like that... Open that button"
"I will not buy if you want me to get naked"
"I'm not saying naked, I'm just--"
"You wanna see my genitals? That's not okay."
I don't trust like that by Temporary Cancer October 26, 2017
don't tardus
don't tardus by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2020
Plugs don't touch
Phrase streamers say to prevent Youtube plugs from screen recording and posting their content so they can post it on their own channels
Plugs don't touch by Siberianwolfman November 23, 2021
Oh I Don't Think So
A quote used by a bold one whilst facing a robotic general that's shorter than expected. It is used to counter said general's claims that he is doomed.
Oh I Don't Think So by hihunter777 January 27, 2019
bitch don't trip
Keisha: why you ain't checkin in with me? it's 3 in the morning! I know your cheatin on me with that ho who's always sendin you texts.
Jamal: Bitch don't trip!
Jamal: Bitch don't trip!
bitch don't trip by Laqueshus Jones June 5, 2009
don't take this the wrong way, but
Don't take this the wrong way, but every time you enter the room it smells like someone smeared shit all over my face.
don't take this the wrong way, but by danpinole January 16, 2008
Word of the Day on January 6, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026