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Mum: what are these dear?
Richard: those are my dommies a friend got for me
Dommies by Yugiohmaster December 3, 2017
Words you can keep
Nickname for the popular pizza chain, Dominos.
Friend: Man, i'm really hungry but i don't wanna cook.

Me: Dommies?
dommies by stillnappyBOI March 11, 2012

Dummiest 

The word dummiest means you are really dumb like even dumber than the dumbest .
Jaiden is the dummiest
Dummiest by Dummiest January 31, 2020
noun (plural): people displaying an obvious need for sex, either via body language, verbal cues, or manner of dress
Did you blick those junior Doomies at the R. Kelly gig, man?
Doomies by Songg Righta March 14, 2004

Internet for Dummies

America Online
He was too stupid to use a real ISP, so he got the Internet for Dummies
Internet for Dummies by DonH October 2, 2003

Mask Wearing for Dummies 

The long-overdue title for millions of anti-maskers and maskholes around the world, whose selfish actions only prolong the coronavirus pandemic on earth, and lead to more infections and deaths—they need to come to terms that their constant refusal to don a face mask in public has serious consequences, such as fines, push-ups, and jail sentences (or even caning or deportation in some extreme cases).
The author of “Mask Wearing for Dummies” hinted to his publisher that he’s concurrently writing “Lockdown for Dummies” and “COVID-19 Vaccines for Dummies” targeting at millions of covidiots, particularly the diehard Trumpists and hardcore QAnonists from the red states, who get most of their corona advice from their Maskhole-in-Chief.

mutton dummies 

belfast slang for a pair of slippers dated c1950
mutton dummies by Victor Luney December 14, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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