"Why is farmer Joe in such a good mood today?"
"He had a date with the dolly llama last night."
"Gross!"
"He had a date with the dolly llama last night."
"Gross!"
by Funk & Wagnal August 18, 2009
Get the dolly llamamug. Hym "That's not a good example Megyn the Dolly Llama very publicly made a little boy suck on his tongue. It isn't all that surprising that he associated with Epstein. You know who DIDN'T associate with any pedophiles? Me! I didn't do it... HE DID! That is actually what Mental Ree-tron needs to say here to keep me from stabbing a child with a shit-covered knife. I didn't do it. HE did. That is the SOLUTION to the problem here Megyn. And MAYBE if he had done that... You would have more friends. Maybe you would have exactly one more friend. Well, two if you count me but really we're more like star-crossed lovers one of us destined to live in the other's tower. But he made a little boy suck his tongue. All of them are probably involved in fuck someone THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK! That is my WHOLE THING, Megyn. There are people you are ALLOWED to fuck and then their are people you are NOT ALLOWED to fuck and it looks like the people fucking the people who they are not allowed to fuck have WAY MORE SUPPORT than you'd think they'd have. Right? Like the entire support of the US government AND... This has been so protracted and it's changed hands so many times, we can't even trust that the information that had to be pried out of them is even real. Or at least the illusion of prying the information out of them. 'We're protecting kids. Just trust us.' They say but they aren't actually. We all know that."
by Hym Iam November 14, 2025
Get the Dolly Llamamug. Da ample-chested country-music superstar recently had breast-reduction performed, so a Dolly llama would have a slightly easier time carrying said blonde bombshell over da desert.
by QuacksO March 8, 2021
Get the Dolly llamamug.