Doing a Cullum

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To claim you wish to do something, then proceeding to get distracted for upwards of fifteen minutes before remembering the original task at hand.

Cullum: Hey do you want to play a game in a minute?

You: Yeah sure
*Cullum doesn't come back to his computer for half an hour*
Cullum: Sorry for the wait I went to the shop.

Cullum: Want to play a game after I've finished my work? ETA is 10 minutes.
You: Okay sure
Cullum: Be right back I'm gonna get a coffee before we start
*Cullum has actually gone to the pub after disappearing for 20 minutes*
You: Looks like he's Doing a Cullum

Doing a Cullum by Maxiesnax1 June 8, 2020

Words you can keep

Doing a callum

Doing a callum is where a girl instantly ignores you or tells you to piss off or go away

Oi mate your doing a callum by getting ignored by that girl she told you to piss off 😂

Doing a callum by Jamie pollard Callum’s mate October 28, 2018

Doing a Callum

The act of punching someone who is unaware while seating.

Oh wow dude that guy who got thrown out, got caught doing a Callum!

Doing a Callum by RyanOliver65 June 29, 2022

Doing a Callum Styles

Acting like a chimpanzee and throwing your shit all over the walls

Fuck I must’ve been drunk last night because apparently I ended up doing a Callum Styles, the walls are a mess and my girlfriends not speaking to me.

Doing a Callum Styles by Big pizzle P October 2, 2020

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026