Dog block 

When you go in to pet a dog and some one steps in the way to pet the dog in front of you.

“ Ayo I wanted to pet my dog but you dog blocked me”

Dog block by Veronica7483892937474 February 28, 2021

dog-block 

Ignoring the clear fact that a conflict is bigger than any one man, denying another his rightful and delicious hot dog through physical force or clever, conniving trickery. A truly dastardly act.

In a feud over a "fives" call, deciding who will win the most comfortable and convenient seat at a Supebowl party, one contestant encourages a grillmaster to deny his foe a hot dog: one variation of the dog-block.

dog-block by Michael R. Davis February 4, 2008

dog blocking 

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting laid by lying between you and her in bed. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and your penis, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.

Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "Sucked. I was a victim of dog blocking."

dog blocking by rufusclay November 9, 2013

Dog Blocked 

When your dog gets in the way of a session with the Mrs.

The other night things were heating up and we got dog blocked by that damn mutt.

Dog Blocked by fun&games August 7, 2019

dog blocking 

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting cuddles by lying between you and her in bed or on the couch. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and getting cuddles, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.

I did not get to cuddle with my girl last night because I got dog blocked. dog blocking

dog blocking by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023

black-dog 

Winston Churchill used this term to refer to his depression

The black-dog has bitten me today

black-dog by tigertrakstar December 19, 2007

black dog 

n. (possibly of Irish origin): A bad mood, characterized by anger, depression, or a mixture of the two. Emotional malaise. An antisocial mood. Sometimes synonymous with a 'purple rain.'

"I'm just telling you this because I don't like seeing you in a black dog every day." -Leo Shannon (Da Vinci's Inquest.)

"Best to stay away from me today, because I feel a black dog coming on."

black dog by parisofpriam February 9, 2006