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Dog Sex Incident 

Despite the seemingly sexual implications, this has nothing to do with sex in its true meaning. It's just to confuse the fuck out of the people you're talking to.
A: I love mathematics
B: No it's really hard..
C: Mathemathics was cool until the dog sex incident
A,B: tf?????
C: *leaves without explanation*
Dog Sex Incident by Socherind October 1, 2021
Hey Nick, I think Anthony has the horn

Yep he's a real sex dog
Sex Dog by Nollins January 15, 2010
A dog that a human thinks is attractive and want to have sex with .
Mike said "Hey that is a hot looking sex dog "."If I was a dog I would have sex with that dog ".
Mike asked Tom " have you ever seen a dog that you want to have sex with ? Tom Replied oh yeah , you mean a sex dog ?
sex dog by Male Dancer March 31, 2009
'She said you were bad in bed dude... '

'No man, they call me the sex dog... Oh yeah'
sex dog by R3MA January 17, 2010

dog tail sex 

when you take your dogs tail and put a condom on it and use it as a dildo
-oh man i had such a good time last night
-yeah, me too. i used my dildo
-i dont have a dildo but i improvised using dog tail sex
-niice
dog tail sex by ardnek March 5, 2005

mad sex dog 

Usually a girl named madison. Is willing to sleep with anyone or anything! Considered "easy to get". This girl is not into dating. She just loves to have those one night stands. She is the girl who will go to a club and bring back at least 5 guys.
mad sex dog by nhs1979 October 15, 2010