Dog Fruit 

A particular bloke or someone who is completely and utterly got no idea what’s going on around them ( A full on spastic )

Tom: What the fuck is that mong Doing

Dave: he’s a fucking dog fruit

Joe: sound

Dog Fruit by FatslimemakingslagG1no December 14, 2022

fruit-dog 

(mellen-collie)
The absolute true state of melancholy one feels when sad, pensive, dejected and simply unsure of feelings, circumstances and how to proceed or even IF one should proceed in any manner.

Lady Di was terribly fruit-dog when her boyfriend (BF) advised her he couldn't spend all his time with her and even suggested it was selfish of her to expect it.

fruit-dog by Lady Di January 13, 2007

fruit-dog 

The absolute true state of melancholic one feels when sad, pensive, dejected and simply unsure of feelings, circumstances and how to proceed or even IF one should proceed in any manner.

Lady Di was terribly fruit-dog when her boyfriend (BF) advised her he couldn't spend all his time with her and even suggested it was selfish of her to expect it.

fruit-dog by Lady Di January 13, 2007

dog-fruiter 

Dog-fruiter, used in a context where someone is sensitive to profanity

He called you a dog-fruiter!

Dog-fruiters get in trouble from co-workers.

He says dog- fruiter a lot!

A nice person, is not a dog-fruiter

dog-fruiter by maria91 October 16, 2010