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Dog Flop

The word "Dog Flop" has many reasons.
Kevind drinks dick
OMG, you Fucking Dog Flop, Give me my fucking 7.
by Pooooo November 5, 2004
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flop dog

Ottawa Valley slang. When one sticks a frozen hot dog into one's vaginal recesses. It is kind of like a dildo, or a diller. However, it is smaller, and more dangerous due to the fact that a piece could easily fall off and subsequently become cunt junk. Therefore, it should only be used by professionals.
I bet that girl uses a flop dog.
yep, she's been flap dagged alright!
by GWN May 4, 2007
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Floppy Dog

One who fails to attain or sustain a penile erection during sexual activity. A Floppy Dog is usually guilted into performing other sexual favours to make up for his lack of manhood.

Proceding the event, the Floppy Dog brags about being a stallion until the true word is spread (commonly by the poor girl that experienced the Floppy Dog).

Being under the influence cannot be used as an excuse for being a Floppy Dog.
Sven likes beer equally as much as sex with women. Unfortunatelly for Sven, he turns into a Floppy Dog after too much beer. Although one wonders if beer has anything to do with it at all..........
by Tong28 March 14, 2009
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Floppa the dog

when having sexual intercourse in doggy style just as you reach climax point you pull out and slip a bollock in then jizz up her back.
Ash:last night i was having doggy with my gf and i slipped a bollock in
Ben:Damn son you floppa the dog
Ash:You know it homie
by benThemow February 12, 2009
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Floppy dog

The act of violently backhanding an unsuspecting male in the family jewels. This is done while the victim is standing, usually as the perpetrator is standing next to the victim or walking in front of the victim.
Travis in on the ground in pain because Rich gave him a floppy dog.
by AvieAlum February 3, 2018
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Flopper Dog

by Aucum August 23, 2023
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