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flop dog
Ottawa Valley slang. When one sticks a frozen hot dog into one's vaginal recesses. It is kind of like a dildo, or a diller. However, it is smaller, and more dangerous due to the fact that a piece could easily fall off and subsequently become cunt junk. Therefore, it should only be used by professionals.
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Dog Flop • flop dog • Floppy Dog • Flopper Dog • Floppa the dog • dog • dog water • dog food • dog's bollocks • dog fucker
Floppy Dog
One who fails to attain or sustain a penile erection during sexual activity. A Floppy Dog is usually guilted into performing other sexual favours to make up for his lack of manhood.
Proceding the event, the Floppy Dog brags about being a stallion until the true word is spread (commonly by the poor girl that experienced the Floppy Dog).
Being under the influence cannot be used as an excuse for being a Floppy Dog.
Proceding the event, the Floppy Dog brags about being a stallion until the true word is spread (commonly by the poor girl that experienced the Floppy Dog).
Being under the influence cannot be used as an excuse for being a Floppy Dog.
Sven likes beer equally as much as sex with women. Unfortunatelly for Sven, he turns into a Floppy Dog after too much beer. Although one wonders if beer has anything to do with it at all..........
Floppy Dog by Tong28 March 14, 2009
Floppa the dog
when having sexual intercourse in doggy style just as you reach climax point you pull out and slip a bollock in then jizz up her back.
Ash:last night i was having doggy with my gf and i slipped a bollock in
Ben:Damn son you floppa the dog
Ash:You know it homie
Ben:Damn son you floppa the dog
Ash:You know it homie
Floppa the dog by benThemow February 12, 2009
Floppy dog
The act of violently backhanding an unsuspecting male in the family jewels. This is done while the victim is standing, usually as the perpetrator is standing next to the victim or walking in front of the victim.
Floppy dog by AvieAlum February 3, 2018
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