Doft

A very large amount of human excrement.

It was then discovered after bursting into the men's toilets that Gary had laid a turd so big they called it 'doft'.

by cleversalmon August 24, 2018

doft

The act of forgetting your ID at home. Mainly in respect to going to 18+ or 21+ establishments.

Justin: "Dude, if you doft us again, you can sit outside the bar all night."
Jon: "baller"
Mickey: "Let's just go watch A Scanner Darkly."

by Razor Ramon March 24, 2008

dofting

The act of slapping someone's face with your penis.

Dofting: I dofted that bitch after I dropped my goo on her tits.

by spec01 October 18, 2006

doft

The proper form of the verb "to be" in the case of Figs (i.e. the fourth person)

Corn doft that.

by Kunaldaris June 22, 2004

doft doft goose

The metaphorical search engine to lengthening a long, hot evening of bodily fluid exchange.

Oh I know how to get there, I just want to stay there for a while when I arrive.

Doft doft goose it is.

Yes, please.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 05, 2019