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The act of forgetting your ID at home. Mainly in respect to going to 18+ or 21+ establishments.

Justin: "Dude, if you doft us again, you can sit outside the bar all night."
Jon: "baller"
Mickey: "Let's just go watch A Scanner Darkly."

doft by Razor Ramon March 24, 2008

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doft

The proper form of the verb "to be" in the case of Figs (i.e. the fourth person)

Corn doft that.

doft by Kunaldaris June 22, 2004

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Doft

A very large amount of human excrement.

It was then discovered after bursting into the men's toilets that Gary had laid a turd so big they called it 'doft'.

Doft by cleversalmon August 24, 2018

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doft doft goose

The metaphorical search engine to lengthening a long, hot evening of bodily fluid exchange.

Oh I know how to get there, I just want to stay there for a while when I arrive.

Doft doft goose it is.

Yes, please.

doft doft goose by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 5, 2019

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doftyy

Same as Dofty; but doing it with finesse.

man, he's just done a doftyy!

doftyy by Johan Smalac December 16, 2013

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Dofty

Originating from Switzerland it comes from a slang word used while playing online computer games. Used when a single member of one team kills all members of the opposing team. Also known as an "ace".

Man, he's just done a dofty!

Dofty by Jonathan Schweiz August 28, 2008

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doftc

Stands for: Dicks Out For The Chicks.
A chant derived from the original chant: 'Tits out for the boys'
Used for females to express their fondness to the object of the male genitalia

Group of girls chanting: doftc, I said doftc, SAY WHAT?!

doftc by stephoe April 23, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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