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The act of forgetting your ID at home. Mainly in respect to going to 18+ or 21+ establishments.
Justin: "Dude, if you doft us again, you can sit outside the bar all night."
Jon: "baller"
Mickey: "Let's just go watch A Scanner Darkly."
doft by Razor Ramon March 24, 2008
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The proper form of the verb "to be" in the case of Figs (i.e. the fourth person)
Corn doft that.
doft by Kunaldaris June 22, 2004
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A very large amount of human excrement.
It was then discovered after bursting into the men's toilets that Gary had laid a turd so big they called it 'doft'.
Doft by cleversalmon August 24, 2018

doft doft goose 

The metaphorical search engine to lengthening a long, hot evening of bodily fluid exchange.
Oh I know how to get there, I just want to stay there for a while when I arrive.

Doft doft goose it is.

Yes, please.
Same as Dofty; but doing it with finesse.
man, he's just done a doftyy!
doftyy by Johan Smalac December 16, 2013
Originating from Switzerland it comes from a slang word used while playing online computer games. Used when a single member of one team kills all members of the opposing team. Also known as an "ace".
Man, he's just done a dofty!
Dofty by Jonathan Schweiz August 28, 2008
Stands for: Dicks Out For The Chicks.
A chant derived from the original chant: 'Tits out for the boys'
Used for females to express their fondness to the object of the male genitalia
Group of girls chanting: doftc, I said doftc, SAY WHAT?!
doftc by stephoe April 23, 2009
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