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Dodge Triangle 

A desired sexual act in which a partner kneeling behind the other, reaches underneath the legs gripping both the scrotum and erect penis of a male and then proceeds to pull them back until they face said partner. This forms what looks like an upside down triangle, with the testicles and penis. This formation is otherwise known as the dodge triangle. Once the triangle is formed, the partner then proceeds to perform many oral favors to the pleasure of the male intercourse partner. This process is akin to the pokemon lickitung going to town on your genitilia. A partner may also perform pleasantries on the bung hole whilst operating the dodge triangle, for an even better trifecta of greatness that includes your scrotum, penis and anus getting action.
Example 1: Berkley: It was Cameron's birthday yesterday.
Payton: Did you give him anything special?
Berkley: I gave him the dodge triangle.
Payton: That lucky bastard! He is lucky to have you! Jimmy bought a ring the morning after I gave him his first taste of the triangle.
Example 2: Dirk: Hey Cameron I heard it was your birthday yesterday. Get any special birthday blow jobs from Berkley?
Cameron: Nah fam even better.
Dirk: Better than a blow job? But legend has it that only one such act exists...
Cameron: The legends are true...She gave me the dodge triangle last night.
Dodge Triangle by Deep-Wang September 3, 2016
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