Dockgasm
Dockgasm by Jim Sominsummthin June 22, 2011
Words you can keep
Dorkgasm
See nerdgasm
To over-react to something nerdy; a video game release, a new movie with a hot female celebrity envolved, etc.
To over-react to something nerdy; a video game release, a new movie with a hot female celebrity envolved, etc.
"That Ninentdo Wii thing really started a dorkgasm on the Vestibule."
P1"Dude, that girl is sooooo hot. I can't wait to see Scary Movie 4!"
P2"Have a dorkgasm over it at your own house!"
P1"Dude, that girl is sooooo hot. I can't wait to see Scary Movie 4!"
P2"Have a dorkgasm over it at your own house!"
Dorkgasm by Torgo Rouzdouer May 9, 2006
dorkgasm
outside of porno and hentai, it's the closest thing to a true orgasm geeks, nerds, etc will experience, occuring when they are exposed to information or ideas pertaining to their favorite subjects (includes games, anime, etc...)
(Example of a partner-induced dorkgasm)
Geek: Pixar should join up with Studio Ghibli!
Nerd: ...Ooh!
Geek: Dude, what was that?
Nerd: I just got a... dorkgasm!
(Example of a self-induced dorkgasm)
Loser: I love Trigun and I want to make a Warcraft III map out of it.
Examples of information-induced dorkgasms can be found at places like worldofwar.net and rpgamer.com
Geek: Pixar should join up with Studio Ghibli!
Nerd: ...Ooh!
Geek: Dude, what was that?
Nerd: I just got a... dorkgasm!
(Example of a self-induced dorkgasm)
Loser: I love Trigun and I want to make a Warcraft III map out of it.
Examples of information-induced dorkgasms can be found at places like worldofwar.net and rpgamer.com
dorkgasm by Garnet Red February 16, 2004
Dorkgasm
Noun. An orgasm over something exceptionally and unequivocally nerdy, including but not limited to:
a.) graphing an interesting function on your graphing calculator.
b.) Laughing too heartily at a chemistry joke.
c.) Getting a discrete mathematics problem correct on the first try.
a.) graphing an interesting function on your graphing calculator.
b.) Laughing too heartily at a chemistry joke.
c.) Getting a discrete mathematics problem correct on the first try.
dorkgasm
dorkgasm by RobScheflo November 25, 2007
Dorkgasm
When a person is exposed to nerdiness for hours at a time then cums his pants at the height of the nerdy action
Dorkgasm by yourmomsuckedmydick December 13, 2010
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