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Dorkgasm 

See nerdgasm

To over-react to something nerdy; a video game release, a new movie with a hot female celebrity envolved, etc.
"That Ninentdo Wii thing really started a dorkgasm on the Vestibule."

P1"Dude, that girl is sooooo hot. I can't wait to see Scary Movie 4!"
P2"Have a dorkgasm over it at your own house!"
Dorkgasm by Torgo Rouzdouer May 9, 2006
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dorkgasm 

outside of porno and hentai, it's the closest thing to a true orgasm geeks, nerds, etc will experience, occuring when they are exposed to information or ideas pertaining to their favorite subjects (includes games, anime, etc...)
(Example of a partner-induced dorkgasm)
Geek: Pixar should join up with Studio Ghibli!
Nerd: ...Ooh!
Geek: Dude, what was that?
Nerd: I just got a... dorkgasm!

(Example of a self-induced dorkgasm)
Loser: I love Trigun and I want to make a Warcraft III map out of it.

Examples of information-induced dorkgasms can be found at places like worldofwar.net and rpgamer.com
dorkgasm by Garnet Red February 16, 2004

Dorkgasm 

Noun. An orgasm over something exceptionally and unequivocally nerdy, including but not limited to:
a.) graphing an interesting function on your graphing calculator.
b.) Laughing too heartily at a chemistry joke.
c.) Getting a discrete mathematics problem correct on the first try.
Ben basically had a dorkgasm when he spotted Perseus in the night sky. It was awkward for everyone.
Dorkgasm by Cartwheel November 15, 2011

dorkgasm 

The act of nerd obsessivly masturbating over a peice of technology they want.
Guy1 "dude did you see that HD camera?"
Guy2 "Hellz ya I got a dorkgasm over it!"
dorkgasm by RobScheflo November 25, 2007

Dorkgasm 

When a person is exposed to nerdiness for hours at a time then cums his pants at the height of the nerdy action
dude eugene had a total dorkgasm when he saw star trek
Dorkgasm by yourmomsuckedmydick December 13, 2010

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026