The act of blocking 2 men from docking their penis's with each other. Similar to "Cock Blocking"
Damn, did you see that? Joe and Ben were going to do some docking tonight until Beau stepped in and "Dock Blocked". If I were the Ben I'd ne pissed! Beau is such a Dock Blocker!
When one can’t dock a bikeshare bike because all the spaces are full in the station where you want to stop. When a bikeshare biker takes the last dock in a station preventing you from docking.
I was on time for work until some asshole dock blocked me and had bike three blocks to the next station.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"