A vagina with a extreme case of gonorrhea, that expels a dark black liquid from the crusty cysts and boils around the vaginal slit. Making the crusty cysts looks like a brown/blackish potato chip.
"I picked this girl up from the bar and took her back to my place. We were about to fuck, but when i pulled her panties back she had a Dark Dorrito
Getting a blowjob (dome) while eating a Chipotle Burrito. However, there are specific rules and qualifications to this process. For instance, if you finish your burrito before you blow the load; the act is void. Also, the burrito MUST be from Chipotle any other restaurant is a mere disappointment. After consuming your male burrito the female will have to consume an entire meal in order to solidify the experience.
1) "Man, I almost got a Domerrito the other day!"
"What happened?"
"She was brutal at giving head so I couldnt blow my load before I finished the burrito"
"AHHH"
2) " Dude I saw this girl trying to give a domerrito the other day in the parking lot. "
"Yeah but then I told them it wasn't a Chipotle burrito so it didnt count"
"That guy was PISSED"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.