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Dark Dorrito

A vagina with a extreme case of gonorrhea, that expels a dark black liquid from the crusty cysts and boils around the vaginal slit. Making the crusty cysts looks like a brown/blackish potato chip.
"I picked this girl up from the bar and took her back to my place. We were about to fuck, but when i pulled her panties back she had a Dark Dorrito
Dark Dorrito by trighappee February 23, 2011

Debrrito 

A mixture of debris and burrito, can sometimes be served at crappy mexican places, like salsaritas
Can I please get the chicken debrrito?

I feel kind of sick from this debrrito.

Do not use the bathroom for ten to fifteen minutes, i just debrritoed.
Debrrito by Reject of the earth January 10, 2010

Domerrito 

Getting a blowjob (dome) while eating a Chipotle Burrito. However, there are specific rules and qualifications to this process. For instance, if you finish your burrito before you blow the load; the act is void. Also, the burrito MUST be from Chipotle any other restaurant is a mere disappointment. After consuming your male burrito the female will have to consume an entire meal in order to solidify the experience.
1) "Man, I almost got a Domerrito the other day!"
"What happened?"

"She was brutal at giving head so I couldnt blow my load before I finished the burrito"
"AHHH"
2) " Dude I saw this girl trying to give a domerrito the other day in the parking lot. "
"Yeah but then I told them it wasn't a Chipotle burrito so it didnt count"
"That guy was PISSED"
Domerrito by rumsssauce March 20, 2010

dorritos day 

the third wednesday of every month when the welfare office gives out dorritos to poor mexicans
this keeps mexicans from stealing happy meals and happy
dorritos day by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Dorrito damage 

To wound one's mouth with the sharp and pointy parts of a Dorrito's chip or any other mouth-shredding brand of snack food.
OW! I just did some Dorrito damage to the roof of my mouth when the point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza burn blister I got last night!

Beans on my Dorrito Bag 

When a man lathers his nutsac in Dorrito cheese, and has a woman shit on it. He then forces the woman to give him a blowjob,and suck on his left nut.
"The woman did Beans on my Dorrito Bag to her friend"