Domerrito

Getting a blowjob (dome) while eating a Chipotle Burrito. However, there are specific rules and qualifications to this process. For instance, if you finish your burrito before you blow the load; the act is void. Also, the burrito MUST be from Chipotle any other restaurant is a mere disappointment. After consuming your male burrito the female will have to consume an entire meal in order to solidify the experience.

1) "Man, I almost got a Domerrito the other day!"
"What happened?"

"She was brutal at giving head so I couldnt blow my load before I finished the burrito"
"AHHH"
2) " Dude I saw this girl trying to give a domerrito the other day in the parking lot. "
"Yeah but then I told them it wasn't a Chipotle burrito so it didnt count"
"That guy was PISSED"

by rumsssauce March 20, 2010

demeritocracy

A system of government built upon inadequacy, underachievement and failure.

The Trump White House is a symbol of our wider demeritocracy.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2018

Dark Dorrito

A vagina with a extreme case of gonorrhea, that expels a dark black liquid from the crusty cysts and boils around the vaginal slit. Making the crusty cysts looks like a brown/blackish potato chip.

"I picked this girl up from the bar and took her back to my place. We were about to fuck, but when i pulled her panties back she had a Dark Dorrito

by trighappee February 23, 2011

dorritos day

the third wednesday of every month when the welfare office gives out dorritos to poor mexicans

this keeps mexicans from stealing happy meals and happy

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Dorrito damage

To wound one's mouth with the sharp and pointy parts of a Dorrito's chip or any other mouth-shredding brand of snack food.

OW! I just did some Dorrito damage to the roof of my mouth when the point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza burn blister I got last night!

by Marcus Solomon April 17, 2008

Beans on my Dorrito Bag

When a man lathers his nutsac in Dorrito cheese, and has a woman shit on it. He then forces the woman to give him a blowjob,and suck on his left nut.

"The woman did Beans on my Dorrito Bag to her friend"

by Bob74685 November 6, 2012

deterritorialisation

process of undermining the repressive arrangement of flows of desire into fixed units centred around regimes of sameness and place. A necessary characteristic of lines of flight.

If you don't believe me, read some Deleuze.

by Andy April 17, 2004