Durrito

The end result when wrapping a dog into a blaket or towel. Especially useful when dogs are unwilling to be handled at the vet.

This dog was being so spicy we had to make him a durrito.

Durrito by Mischief 😈 April 13, 2026

Dark Dorrito

A vagina with a extreme case of gonorrhea, that expels a dark black liquid from the crusty cysts and boils around the vaginal slit. Making the crusty cysts looks like a brown/blackish potato chip.

"I picked this girl up from the bar and took her back to my place. We were about to fuck, but when i pulled her panties back she had a Dark Dorrito

Dark Dorrito by trighappee February 23, 2011

dorritos day 

the third wednesday of every month when the welfare office gives out dorritos to poor mexicans

this keeps mexicans from stealing happy meals and happy

dorritos day by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Dorrito damage 

To wound one's mouth with the sharp and pointy parts of a Dorrito's chip or any other mouth-shredding brand of snack food.

OW! I just did some Dorrito damage to the roof of my mouth when the point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza burn blister I got last night!

Dorrito damage by Marcus Solomon April 17, 2008

Beans on my Dorrito Bag 

When a man lathers his nutsac in Dorrito cheese, and has a woman shit on it. He then forces the woman to give him a blowjob,and suck on his left nut.

"The woman did Beans on my Dorrito Bag to her friend"

Beans on my Dorrito Bag by Bob74685 November 6, 2012

Dorrito Dust 

The spices that you lick off your fingers after eating Dorritos.

That guy had hella Dorrito dust on his fingers, and then shook my hand. He needs a wet wipe or something.

Dorrito Dust by Ronsanity August 16, 2011

Dirty Dorrito 

A man crushes up some dorritos and shoves them up a girls anus. The girl then poops said dorritos on a plate and the two proceed to eat them.

We got hungry during sex last night, so we decided to do the dirty dorrito to satisfy both our needs.

Dirty Dorrito by Deep Eaters October 31, 2011