Do Not Call List 

(n) a hypothetical list of people that no one in a certain group would ever intentionally call

Apparently, I accidentally signed up for the female Do Not Call List years ago, and that's why I have nothing better to do than sit on my ass posting Urban Dictionary entries.

Do Not Call List by BeardedFatass May 18, 2004

Do Not Call List 

A list made by the government that you get put on to keep those damn telemarketing companies from harrassing the shit out of you. one of the best ideas (if not the ONLY one) that this government has come up with lately.

The Do Not Call List is every telemarketer's nightmare.

Do Not Call List by Laird December 9, 2003

do not call list 

One of the better things Bush has done during his administration. And don't give me that "freedom of speech" bullshit you pansy-licking cock-suckers. The whole reason why it was enacted is because telemarketers are too fucking stupid to understand the basic concept of that if I want something, I'll simply go out and buy it myself, and I don't need you overweight highschool dropout slimeballs ringing me eleven times a day to sell me piano lessons for my children or health insurance courtesy of transmarketglobalmegacorporationsIncorporated.

Thank you, President Bush, for helping me get rid of these inane asshats who don't realize that I don't have the money to buy their stupid shit or give to their retarded political causes.

do not call list by C-can January 18, 2004

do not call list 

the list most telemarketers call when they are bored

telemarketer 1: dood, i'm fucking bored

telemarketer 2: me too...oh i know, lets call that 'do not call list' and fuck w/ the idiots on it!

do not call list by paul December 28, 2003

do not call list 

The names and #'s that telemarketers take down when the customer is rude and nasty about the call. Many times a drunk telemarketer will take these lists out and prank with their friends.

"I told YOU people to stop calling! Put me on you Do Not Call List!"

No problem sir...

Later that night---

May I speak with Mr. ****?

LOL

do not call list by BB February 18, 2004

do not call list 

I am so sad, it will take away millions of jobs from poor degenerate obese dregs of society, and illegal immigrants :(

Now if only Waldo could do good things on a consistent basis...

do not call list by Elite January 21, 2004

National "Do Not Call" List abuser

Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.

A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.

National "Do Not Call" List abuser by QuacksO December 17, 2017